dragon-in-a-fez:

the term “vegetable oil” feels threateningly nonspecific. which fucking Vegetables mate

i was able to correctly parse the word “fucking” as a meaningless intensifying adjective

but by the the time i got to the lack of comma before “mate,” i was fully back to being convinced that this was about vegetables that have sex with each other

the oil is their lubricant. I can no longer read this post any other way.

dammit