a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay:

you have to eat the last item you searched online, are you ok?

yes

no

it’s food

I’m dead

hopital

results

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list of search results: gort klaatu barada nikto; deceptive patterns turbotax; 0.136 inches to mmALT

this list of abstract concepts is to “eating” what my usual kinks are to “fucking”

i.e., i don’t know HOW i will do it but i’ll figure it out somehow