astercontrol:

Me reminding my coworkers that “leaving the lid off the wipes until they dry out” is a FEDERAL CRIME


The back of a canister of antibacterial cleaning wipes, listing the instructions for use. Two lines are highlighted. One is: When not in use, close center cap securely to prevent moisture loss. The other is: It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.ALT

“always use 2 wipes for any task where you think you just need 1 of them. Always buy at least 4 canisters at a time, too. and Only This Brand. see, we put it on the label so now you have to. Or else we’ll charge you with Felony Contempt of Business Model”