if you’re like 25 right now, the fashion trends that you’ve lived through are:
- crocs
- socks with sandals
- long white crew socks
- broccoli head
- mullets
i’m not gonna pretend the styles of my youth were flawless, but jesus christ, man…
I completely missed this time when socks and sandals were anything except the quintessential shorthand for a loser who has no idea how to dress, when did this happen
(disclaimer. I have also missed literally every fashion trend that I didn’t happen to read about in a Tumblr post, or, pre-tumblr, a magazine that I was cutting up to make photomontage because that was the only time I read magazines either)