butt-rice:

garlic-possum:

I do not trust fiat currency. In order to have intrinsic value, currency must be tied to the glorious potato.

gonna crash the global economy by setting up a potato farm the size of montana

ok on third reading or so I managed to understand “fiat currency” but until then i read it as “flat currency” and imagined the difference was that potatoes are rounder and more 3D than coins or bills. and then i wondered about the staying power of potato chips in this round global economy