just laughing myself silly here imagining this as a dynamic of friends or possibly enemies in some Encom programmer’s computer
the first two programs doing some sort of snarky variant of the “I’m a Mac/I’m a PC” commercials and their Linux coworker just making so much fun of both their dumb asses
I’d read this fanfic, I’d watch a twenty-five episode season of a show based on it, fuck
They make fun of their Linux coworker for the silly name.
And the Linux coworker thinks that is just another reason to make fun of them some more
I still gotta figure out how they’re all interacting, if they’re made for different systems… Probably the programmer is just messing around with emulators for running all sorts of different programs on the same machine in defiance of all natural law