becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times
becoming heterophobic because when two characters in a scene have different pronouns you can’t say they did anything mutual without getting awkward as hell
“they kissed passionately, each man sliding his tongue into the other’s mouth” - good
“they kissed passionately, each person sliding his or her tongue into the other’s mouth” - am I filling out a goddamn form