unfuckablebogtroll:

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

all people are ordinary looking until my brain somehow decides they are sexy after knowing them long enough

and apparently (due to the alignment of my fucking stars or something) “reading a fanfic about Tron and Ram at a moment when my brain really really wanted something new” counted as “knowing them long enough” even though I hadn’t even watched the damn movie yet

so yeah the past few years it’s been my turn to lust over specifically two of the three guys who I could barely even tell apart on my first watch of the movie

sorry kevin flynn

i know Jeff Bridges is probably the coolest and wokest of the three actual actors, and they are all very nice appearance-wise in that movie, but fate has spoken and this is my turn on that flat circle. with me and the flynn shippers nodding distantly but respectfully at each other from our separate places on the wheel of fate