do you think that after teaching Rocky the words “question” to indicate questions and “statement” to indicate statements, Grace’s inner schoolteacher would get fed up by the time he reached the concept of “commands,” and in hopes of teaching his alien at least one (1) polite thing to say, he tells him commands are appended with the word “please”

and so Rocky starts going around saying things like GRACE SO STUPID STATEMENT. GRACE GO STICK HEAD IN TOILET PLEASE and Grace isn’t sure if this is better or worse than the alternative