its-in-the-water:

astercontrol:

astercontrol:

rockelyn:

merinnan:

hilarious Zeus AU where he makes this mistake with every eagle he controls/turns into

“gonna go kidnap ganymede” (gets stepped on by ganymedes sheep)

“gonna rip prometheus open and eat his liver again and again” (mildly annoying bite with tiny hedgehog teeth)

“got somewhere i need to go, fast, eagles go fast so I’ll be an eagle” sonic the hedgehog is born

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS ZEUS?!

I guess I have to add this to the growing list of things Sonic the Hedgehog does in Pattern-Recognizer crossovers

right after “almost get buggered by Nanny Ogg,” and “cuck the Eleventh Doctor (as in, Sonic ScrewedRiver)”