catchymemes:

the time my inlaws made us follow them, and their car could go a steady speed more reliably, and our car would lag behind and then have to do bursts of fast to catch up to them, which meant we’d be going over the speed limit for a few seconds, so we got stopped by the cops, and they didn’t, but at least they had the decency to stop in front of us to wait for us, but the cops freaked out seeing them do that and almost shot them