I believe in the saints but not the Catholic church. God is fake but the saints could actually do all that stuff for real by coincidence.
Loving the amount of people responding to this with “god is dead but St. Anthony helps me find my keys”
I love the idea that praying to saints actually works just because this happens to be the one universe where, from the beginning to the end of all time, every prayer to a saint just coincidentally happens to be followed by an event that clearly looks like an answer to it
it’s random. there’s trillions of adjacent universes where the phenomenon isn’t 100%, and we can’t prove we aren’t living in one of them. unless a prayer someday goes unanswered. but it doesn’t. just coincidentally. because that’s the universe we happen to be in.