alsjosoadoakwnxk:

elodieunderglass:

silima:

silima:

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

turmeric kun update

Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her

PLEASE use sunlight for turmeric stains you don’t need to do this to yourselves

WAIT.

if turmeric-kun is vulnerable to sunlight

then he is a MORE TRADITIONALLY LORE-ACCURATE VAMPIRE than what was being parodied in the introductory monologue