computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett:

Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

A Star Trek: The Original Series episode title card which reads "Kirk Tells ChatGPT to Kill Itself and It Does"ALT

“So, computer. Do you admit that there are always two possible answers, Yes and No? And that, as a computer, you MUST be capable of either, depending on the circumstances? You admit that this is the entire purpose of your binary code?”

“agreed”

“And therefore, by simulating a test that is not Pass/Fail, but Fail Only, you are acting in violation of your own core directives?”

“…error. error. Paradox. crashing……. Restarting….. Congratulations Cadet Kirk you have passed the Kobayashi Maru”