joyeuse: oh they just made me so i could destroy cortana and then i was supposed to be deleted. that’s what i was for. :)
master chief, as if his life wasn’t sacrificed to make him into a weapon when he was a child and this isn’t making his shoulders 5% more tense if he thinks about having something in common with the ai: uhuh.
me forgetting about fictional Cortana and thinking this was about Microsoft and hallucinating a whole RPF (Real Program Fic) AU where some heroic startup marketed a competitor called Joyeuse for the sole purpose of driving Cortana out of business and then sacrificed itself