butt-rice:

parakeet:

this dude on reddit chased someone for 4 blocks for stealing a $3 loaf of bread and left the scene when the dude ran into a pole. do you think he took the loaf from the dudes crumpled body as well

when i worked at a gas station i had a manager who did shit like this

like bro who cares, it’s a bag of chips, it’s not even your bag of chips, it belongs to our corporate masters. who gives a fuck

have rarely seen a spelling mistake as apt as “connivance store”