cutting bits of string off my blanket with a knife cause my scissors are all packed up and meringue comes at me full speed all cute and shes beelining for the knife like she beelines for my phone when she bonks it to knock it out of my hand she was straight up gonna bonk that knife. is she stupid
cats make no sense by logic that humans can understand
it’s like whoever programmed the world was writing the code for cats and something just randomly made a bunch of keysmashes on their computer
wonder what that something was. What could it possibly be. hmm.
and what made it?
my new theology: it’s cats all the way up