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Pattern Recognizer has her mind in the damn gutter today

We have to sleep, but she’s looking through the Wikipedia pages for, respectively, Dan Shor Filmography and Synonyms for Penis

…my wording it like this is pure denial of course.

At times i like to pretend the pattern recognizer is someone else whom i slightly disapprove of, rather than being a part of my own stupid brain

• cigar (slang) • cock (colloquial) • corey (UK, slang) • crank (slang) • cucumber (slang) • custard launcher (slang) • D (euphemistic) • dick (slang) • dicklet (slang) • diddle (childish) • diddly (sometimes childish) • dingaling (slang) • ding-a-ling (slang) • ding-dong (slang)ALT
• 1984 Mike's Murder as RichardALT


• whang (slang) • wick (slang) • widgie (UK, dialect) • widdler (childish) • wiener (US, childish) • willie (childish) • willy (childish) • wingwang (slang)ALT
• 1986 Black Moon Rising as Billy Lyons • 1988 Daddy's Boys as "Hawk" • 1989 Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure as Billy The KidALT


• pego (archaic, slang) • penis • Percy (Australia, UK, humorous, • peter (slang) • phallus • purple-headed yogurt slinger (slang) • putz (slang, Yiddish) • p-word (euphemistic) • python (slang) • ramrod (slang)ALT
• 1981 Strange Behavior as Pete Brady • 1982 Tron as Roy Kleinberg / "Ram"ALT

….aaaaand Pattern Recognizer still has not learned her lesson

again we have to sleep, amid constant background noise of dirty thoughts about Dan Shor

how every role except Tron 82 seems to put him in big baggy pants

how he described the Tron costume as “bursting with myself”

how just about every character he plays is aggressively, joyfully self-confident, even when talking about what a tiny little short guy he is

and how on top of all that he kept getting cast as characters named Penis


dirty mind wants to draw conclusions from that

anatomically disproportionate conclusions

…but. that is Not My Business

and again. need to SLEEP