it sounds rly fun to have someone wanna jerk off to me while they’re at work but i know realistically the number one thing on people’s mind when they’re working is suicidal ideation
that’s part of why it sounds fun to have the other thing. helping save lives.
(i have had people say i did the first thing to them at work with my fanfiction. so i like to think i am making the world as much a better place as possible in this corporate hellscape <3)