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lavenderfoxboy-deactivated20240:

i wish there was more it/its positivity that wasn’t just “hell yeah look at you go funky little goblins/otherwordly beings/freaks/objects”

this is really important actually i wanted to link one of my fav tweets on this subject :>

if they do consider that “it” can refer to a mountain or music or the sun or love… they will probably conclude that the reason it can refer to those things is because those things are not alive and cannot think

even when they accept that it can refer to big, amazing, awe-inspiring things… most people still feel that the defining characteristic of “it” is something like, “does not have a conscious brain or mind”

…and oddly enough, they will not take a moment to consider which pronoun they themselves always use for the antecedent “my brain” or “my mind”

for example, my brain or my mind (as a whole) is pretty much always “it/its”

as in: “that makes my brain hurt so bad it is gonna explode” or “my mind cannot handle that right now, it’s way too tired”


specific parts of my brain or mind can have different pronouns though

pretty sure when I use “I/me” pronouns that’s referring to what I call the sysadmin braincell (who’s probably more accurately called the “ego” or “superego” or something, idk)

Pattern Recognizer’s pronouns seem to be it/she, though. They switch off, and I can’t quite figure out which is used when, but I think “she” tends to be used when she’s being particularly… active about something

(can’t discount the possibility that Pattern Recognizer likes these pronouns simply for the pun. About being full of shee-it. Or making my brain itshy. Typical Pattern Reco behavior)

…the more I analyze my relationship with the parts of my own brain, the more parallels I see in how I wrote Aster interacting with her User (ERSchmitz) and her Byte (Byson)

these analogies were… somehow not totally conscious? at the time?

And ERSchmitz's voice still sounded just as playful, replying. "Oh really. Also, how does that thing have a gender, anyway?"
"A gender? Pfft. Byson couldn't understand gender if I hooked him up to the whole Wikipedia entry on it. He understands binary. Which is very much not the same."
"But still... 'he'?"
Aster shrugged, grinned. "I asked him once why he prefers 'he/him.' He said LESS LETTERS MORE EFFICIENT."
Laughter echoed in ERSchmitz's voice. "How's he feel about 'it/its' then?"
"Considered it. Got bogged down in punctuation. I tried to explain the different ways people get confused about when to put an apostrophe. He dissociated and hid in eight different places and wouldn't come out for half a microcycle."
"Ha. Can't say I blame him."
"Me either. Shouldn't've sprung it on him right after I'd just spent a whole micro explaining third-person pronouns. His first choice was 'l/me."ALT


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"You have far too few lines of code to be anywhere near as complex as you are, by any logic I can see. And that... Byson... looks like a simple eight-bit cluster when I look at him straight-on, but then I look at something else and see it influenced by Byson in a way that clearly shows he's gotta be more than that. Hell. Even the encoding he uses isn't straightforward. It looks like ISO-8859-1 and yet it doesn't, in ways that..."
"Oh, that one actually is straightforward. I started with ISO-8859-1 and adapted it until it suited my needs."
"But... what upgrades did you actually make to the protocol? I can see it's been edited again and again, but not in ways that actually change its function. Am I missing something?"
"The number of times it's been edited." Grin returning to Aster's face, now, because the play was in her court.
"The number of times?...Looks like hundreds. But why?"
"So I could call it ISO-8859-731 instead of ISO-8859-1."
"So you could call it....?"
"Because you can also read '8859-731' as a subtraction function. Which would yield the answer
8128. Remember 'perfect numbers'? That's the fourth one. I find it satisfying to juxtapose 'ISO' and
'perfect' in the name of the same script."
ERSchmitz's voice was pure, barely-repressed hilarity. "You.... you upgraded a character encoding scheme 731 times to make a pun?"
"730 times. And it's a political statement too, not just a pun."ALT