“Can’t believe I ever loved you for your brains, Flynn”
“Y'know you still do, Lora”
“Ha. I love you for your sluttiness. You know Alan and I are the brains of this polycule. It’s our ship name. Bradley/Baines. Brains.”
“Oh and you two haven’t got any of the sluttiness? I’m supposed to just ignore that your first names are anagrams for Oral and Anal?”
“Hey. That just means Alan is–”
“An asshole?”
“Very neat and organized”
“And that you talk too damn much.”
“Well come over here and shut my mouth up yourself then. 💜”