morkaischosen:

teratocrat:

being a sorceror has gotta feel incredible

#hmm. this motherfucker has double parked. DEATH OF OBSIDIAN BUTTERFLIES#hmm. this mortal ‘IRS’ is saying that I’m supposed to ‘pay taxes.’ DEATH OF OBSIDIAN BUTTERFLIES#hmm. these scrambled eggs have gotten kinda cold. DEATH OF OBSIDIAN BUTTERFLIES (x)

“why are you taking all these things out on the butterflies. it isn’t their fault”

“that’s not what DEATH OF OBSIDIAN BUTTERFLIES means. but also, yeah it is their fault, butterflies cause everything indirectly”