thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

Eating this baklava to see if I’m still allergic to walnuts

I’m alive but for unrelated reasons I’m leaving work early

Reasons…. unrelated to being alive?

Like, you’re leaving work in a way you equally well could leave work if you weren’t alive?

(…on a stretcher? in a body bag?)