dragongirltongue:

fishmech:
ashenmind:
good lord this thing is useless
idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great
Happy horse on mars day

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#I do kind of love the specific way this has been described #like. it survived the sterilization process (which involves like. acid) like some kind of bacteria in a crevice
#and then descended of its own power. not dying of the martian
atmosphere
#no one knows that it was on the rover. and its since died #what would this horse's deal have to be?

my favorite is “no one knows it was on the rover.”

implication:

in order for the google bullshit summary machine to have this information, someone would have had to know
unless, of course, the information is entirely fake. you can’t know things that aren’t true
therefore, by making this statement, the machine is admitting (in an extremely roundabout, technical-logical-implications way that makes sense only to machines) that it is a damn liar