my favorite is “no one knows it was on the rover.”
implication:
in order for the google bullshit summary machine to have this information, someone would have had to know
unless, of course, the information is entirely fake. you can’t know things that aren’t true
therefore, by making this statement, the machine is admitting (in an extremely roundabout, technical-logical-implications way that makes sense only to machines) that it is a damn liar
I’VE BEEN TO THE MARTIAN DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME
ALT
