the-disemvoweler:

tonyzaret:

Ok let me get this straight: you cruelly remove my primary olfactory apparatus then smugly hold it between your fingers saying “got your nose!” and are now expecting to be forgiven because it was “satire”????

k lt m gt ths strght: y crll rmv m prmr lfctr pprts thn smgl hld t btwn yr fngrs sng “gt yr ns!” nd r nw xpctng t b frgvn bcs t ws “str”????

First my nose now my vowels. Gonna take all my nasal consonants too?