energyprison:

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

god i wish that were me

(overnight pharmacy tech in hospital near the ER)

(would be real nice if we got bored more often)

(or if there WAS any source of water other than 1. unfiltered tap that tastes like sand, 2. water cooler that’s always empty because day shift never remembers to order more, or 3. vending machine all the way across the lobby, $3.00 a bottle)