astercontrol:

my favorite archaeological fact:

if people made a thing

and made enough that ANY of them survived to be found, tens of thousands of years later

then, almost certainly, whatever the thing was for? was a thing people did repeatedly

and that? is pretty much the definition of “a ritual”

therefore, archaeologists saying a thing was “for ritual purposes” isn’t hilarious because it’s wrong.

it’s hilarious because it’s obvious.