fexalted:

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like “this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15” and they reply back like “YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more” and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

this is me and …several people, except without the AU element because our blorbos live in a movie that was VERY vague and hinted at many fascinating plotlines and worldbuilding aspects without ever really exploring them

so we don’t have increasingly wild and specific AUs, we have increasingly wild and specific headcanons that contradict absolutely nothing in the source material

“this is soooo Crom and Ram in the hexadecimal tentacle porn headcanon” and it 100% is. it’s totally in character even