in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s
the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4
in less than two years we will have adults born in the 2010’s
in less than two years
we will have adults born in
the 2010’s
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Reblogging as both an adult born in the 2000’s and someone horrified people born in the 2010’s will be adults soon.
I don’t care about either of those. The only thing that’s screwing with my sense of time is that I got curious about how old the haiku-bot is, and apparently it didn’t make any posts before July of 2021
no. Just no.
Forget about nineteen-year-olds born in 2007 and sixteen-year-olds born in 2010, Haiku Bot being only 5 is not possible.
Haiku Bot has been here forever or at least since 2015.
(update. those earliest posts include some that suggest there are others much older. so, either the older posts have been deleted, or there was a whole older account that was deleted. My sense of time is vindicated. It is all just Tumblr’s fault)
(I am going to assume the same is true for all the humans whose ages should not exist)