what i say: “i am an extremely well-adjusted human with good social skills”

What I mean: “I accidentally rang the bell for the next bus stop when I actually need the one after that, and now I have to get out at this one and walk the rest of the way, because otherwise I’ll just sit here and everyone will know I made the bus stop for no reason and then the bus driver won’t believe me when I ring for the stop I actually need because it’s become clear I can’t be trusted”