i hate censorship as much as the next tumblrite but it can be SO FUNNY sometimes

the actors in Tron (1982) wore dance belts under their clothes, which are good for (in uncensored terms) keeping the dick and balls from sticking out in any unexpected ways. Including preventing erections (basically a job-mandated chastity cage)

Result being … a very defined bulge that often looks at least semi-erect, and which um. several of us kinky weirdos find quite attractive

But the way this is described, on one official website, is that the actors wore dance belts “to keep their figures within design parameters’

and there’s now a running inside joke in some spaces I’m in where we just mercilessly riff on that.

*posts sexy picture of guy in dance belt*

"oh daaamn. the design parameters of that figure, baybee”

I love fandom