Always fun being married to a witch.
“We need basil from the store.”
“Oh do you want pesto for dinner?”
“No I need to hex someone on discord.”
“It was a bay leaf, not basil.”
“Like I know these things.”
First of all, it wasn’t someone on Discord. It was multiple people in my DC Dark Legions game.
And second of all, I’m not hexing anyone. I’m telling the fae folk. The bay leaves were just an offering.
Have you tried on a milk & honey soaked bread with a note tucked inside? That usually grabs a fae folk’s attention.
I am allergic to all of those things so I don’t like handling them. But it’s fine. I grew up here. My dad once left me at the fairy mound unattended on accident. They know I’m good for it.
Was your dad trying to get a witch child? Because that’s how you get a witch child.
I’ve told this story before, but in his defense, he thought I was riding on the back of my brother’s pram being pushed by my mother.
When he realized I was not on the back of the pram he started to make his way back up the hill only for me to toddle on down on my own entirely fine and unharmed. He looked down at me and said, “well, they either didn’t want you, or they didn’t want you back.” Then told me not to tell my mother 😂
does he know for certain that you aren’t a changeling since that moment