Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
help, it’s my first day and I forgot the door code
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I keep bumping into things but I look damn fine
Please don’t eat me
Either this is amazing or I have lost my voice before lunch.
YAY :D
SQUAAAAWK *BAM*
Running around an Italian city being oh so clever.
Depending on whose sister I am, this could be going any number of ways
Hey why do these select few flowers in my garden keep burning.
omg delicious i already do this anyways it’d be sweet to get paid for it
So the wendigos have been unleashed, the Leroi Falls Archives are completely out of order, I am being hunted by ghosts and I’m pretty sure that door should’ve had a lock on it…
(This is my oc lore, i’m fine lol)
i’m getting fired ig? cause apparently im dumb now?
um…? The deer are pretty nice ig very darling and cute
I become gayer, read more books, and become more of a bitch
This would be my ideal job actually
It’s a reference to what I already do lmao. Nailed the venue I guess.
i am so tired from always moving
so. Im dead.
depends, do i have magic powers that make me survive in space or
I quite literally have no idea.
I’m a gardener i think. Yay