biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

dead-dragon-dooms-day:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

had a dream i was about to engage in cannibalism (which is on my irl bucket list & honestly saddens me sometimes at how difficult it is to achieve hygienically and legally) on an inhabited extragalactic planet & i was sitting at the feast table waiting for the roast human to be brought out (obtained from warriors defeated in space gladiator combat??? not ethically sourced) but then i got anxious that i was appropriating the planet’s culture by engaging in traditional cannibal cuisine that many locals probably could no longer afford & i spent so much time dissecting whether this specific instance of cannibalism was compatible with my socioeconomic values that the meat went cold & i woke up confused

The most tumblr dream to ever tumblr

yet again the Clown Deli Meat Fiasco meant NOTHING to u people

omg the Clown Deli Meat Fiasco

(I read the whole thing like the most intense horror story)

(even though every Read More link was broken because Gaud changed their name since then and I had to copy and edit the links. WORTH IT)