yeah but I never use that power for good. I only use it to make things sound less appealing.

the “all eating of any type of matter probably fits within the definition of cannibalism” is only my latest example. (i’ve also done “eating animal meat is zoophilic vore” and “there is virtually no job that differs from being a professional murderer by any metric except how directly you kill people and how directly you’d be killed for refusing to follow your orders”)