So when I first learned that the official name of The Bean (sculpture in Chicago) is “Cloud Gate”

I thought it sounded like a political scandal involving online data storage

(like if “but her eeemaills!” had a coherent name. or something)

Now, however

I want it to be the aeronautics equivalent of Oceangate

Turn that Bean into a dirigible and send some billionaires into the sky on it

we got Water and Air, now where’s Earth and Fire (hydrogen explosion) (rapid collision of debris with the ground) oh ok nevermind