Kermit the Frog would be an ideal assassin because if caught he would need to be tried by a jury of his peers (Muppets) and you would not be able to find a Muppet who does not have a pre-existing opinion on Kermit the fucking Frog. case thrown out. kermie can kill again. it’s easy being green
I don’t know, I think his chances are still good on getting out but if the court put in the work they could fill the box.
not letting these tags get away
reminds me of years ago when i had the cursed realization that if pepe the king prawn and kermit the frog had a baby together it could have both the name and the appearance of pepe the frog
