nothing will make me click off a recipe faster than “and the best part: only 250 calories!!!” ONLY 250???? I’M TRYING TO HAVE THE ENERGY TO LIVE. YOU NEED THOUSANDS OF CALORIES PER DAY FOR THE MOST PART. why would I ever in my life make a dinner that doesn’t contain enough energy to sustain my whole Being Alive Deal. 600 at the absolute minimum or I close your stupid website
‘robin how do you always stay warm in the winter when you don’t wear many warm clothes?’ I eat a lot of food so that my body has energy to work with! to burn! I’m an endotherm. I produce heat. you do too. you will produce MORE heat if you have more fuel to burn. humans have INCREDIBLE fat storage adaptations. it’s built in!!!! why wouldn’t I take advantage of that??? I love swimming for hours and cycling in the winter and using my brain a lot and having energy left over at the end of a day. and so I eat food. so that I can do these things and have fun.
“you’ll get fat” mayyyybe [: and I’ll look absolutely killer with a shirt tucked into low waisted pants with a nice leather belt. how exciting!
OP I need you to know this post singlehandedly got me to start eating three eggs every morning instead of two and suddenly my job where I’m on my feet constantly doesn’t feel so exhausting, I owe you my life
YES! YES! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
reminding myself to do this if i can ever afford 3 eggs a day
no one gains like Gaston
3 eggs a day is like $12 a month on breakfasts. are you okay financially?
lol no (okay financially? in this economy? hahaha) but that is much lower than what eggs cost the last time I checked. Which was maybe a year ago. so I may have more hope for egg breakfasts than I thought!
(though I think my main obstacle to buying eggs is “have to walk to a store to buy them if I don’t wanna pay doordash prices; my ability to walk without a walking stick is highly unreilable, and eggs are especially risky to carry if you’ve got any tendency to fall or bump into stuff”)
also for some reason my dash is auto-playing the “dragostea din tei” song as I type this. interacting with your blog is a curse