September 7th, 2026 11:13pm a little more complex than an imitation crab (crab that's technically still a crab but acting different because of being possessed by a barnacle) and not exactly banging his wife (well if the guy is the absentee barnacle father then yeah his wife is kinda banging the crab she hijacked. in a way) and maybe he does love it (though the barnacle dad probably loves it just because he's not expected to do anything) reblogster notron anyvirus parasitism crabs nature