astercontrol:

johnssheppard:

Would you date a wraith?

a Stargate wraith: i mean there is the attraction of doing hand stuff and mouth stuff at once. but i don’t like age-gaps that grow exponentially during the sex scene

a DS9 pah-wraith: no there is just no way i can feel relaxed enough for sex while in the presence of anything adjacent to Kai Winn

a Tron 2.0 Data Wraith: yeah because it takes like barely a touch to get them off and then they go back home and stop bothering you (source)

(edited to add, because pun-brain insisted: “data wraith? i barely know a wraith”)