“that was a time when a very incompetent company made a terrible mistake and didn’t hire me and totally missed out. Cautionary tale to you”
“so im not allowed to not have a job? How are you gonna punish me for that? By making me not have a job? I know you are a smart businessperson who would never do something so totally against the very laws of logic”
“i used to be a job interviewer like you. Then I asked too many applicants about the gap in their resume”
(mostly they were people with clothing store experience, and it was a bad pun. I am hoping to work in a field with lots more opportunities for bad puns)
“why is your only experience ‘being the kid of a teenage girl and a centuries old vampire’”
