biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

tartrazeen:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

underground pokemon fighting ring where humans are forced to fistfight pokemon (this is not a fair fight for anyone involved)

better yet the humans get to pick one (1) weapon but, crucially, when selecting said weapon, have no idea whatsoever what pokemon type they’ll end up fighting

We have to be able to rule out certain Pokémon

There’s no way you brought me to a basement to try to fight a Pigeot

if you fail to select a net or projectile weapon, the Pigeot hovers just out of reach while the crowd boos and you lose by default

screenshot of the post from Dark Sloth (Evil) @punishedhavoc saying "that's me in the corner, that's me in a cock fight losing to a pigeon"ALT