astercontrol:

multitrackdrifting:

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

When your boy is hiding the truth from Luke Skywalker about who his family members are:

Force Kin Fraud

when your boy got kissed by a princess and turned into a prince and had to run a monarchy instead of chilling on a lily pad like he wanted:

force-king frog