astercontrol:

world map that instead of exaggerating Greenland is focused on exaggerating the size of my dick

the Dictator projection

first step toward dictatorship is using one’s size on a map as a dick-measuring contest

Greenland not having conquered the world after all these years of the Mercator projection is proof of its great wisdom and peacefulness

It has the values of the Vulcan leaders of the Federation

the “Green” in its name was the only nod to representing its dick in its presence on the map