twofingerswhiskey:

geewaysgreendayhoodie:

twofingerswhiskey:

foreigners thinking no name brand is some SCP/backrooms-level unsettling ominous shit is so funny to me. like. that’s just some shit in my house man. calm down and have some apple beverage


APPLE BEVERAGE!!! MY BELOVED USED TO DRINK THAT AS MY JUICE BOX!!!!

no nam appl Beverage perfec t size for give child to dr/ink! inside very Taste and Comfort child nourish healthy give child Apple Beverage. Give Child The Apple Beverage. no problems ever from appple bevrge because good Shape and Support for child vitamins of grow big child need. Aappl Beverage Box yes a juice for a child put child give apple can trust no name for giveing good juice to child. friend no name

Edit of the Hannibal Buress comedy routine about the apple juice sale so good it made him forget racism existed. Text has been edited to read:
Me and my girl go to the grocery store.
No Name fresh pressed apple beverage $ 0.68 for a
liter. That's a great sale.
But I was so caught up in the euphoria of having all that apple beverage 
that for like a minute I lived in a world where The Backrooms didn't exist.ALT